Ab tak aapne padha ki ek taraf Shifa aur Abhi ne ek dusre ko pahla kiss kar apne pyaar ko jeevit kiya to dusri taraf Rajesh ne dost Abhi ki wife ke mumme dabaate huye uttejit kiya. Kabir-Aarushi ki shaadi ke baad wo dono aur baaki ke teeno couples Rajesh-Priyanka, Shahbaz-Shifa, Abhi-Anju ke saath milkar college time ki baatein kar rahe the.

Ab aage…

Shahbaz: “Main nahi maanta ki Shifa shararati rahi hogi. Main jis Shifa ko do saal se jaanta hoon wo bilkul shant rahti hain”

Priyanka: “Jab nayi nayi college mein aayi thi to thode din dari sahmi thi, par phir is Abhi ke saath milkar isne jo mastiya ki hain aur aatank machaya tha ki sab logo ki naak mein dum ka diya tha”

Kabir: “Hamara ek professor to itna pareshan ho gaya ki Shifa ke papa ko bula liya tha”

Shahbaz: “Aesa kya kiya tha isne?”

Kabir: “Yeh class mein hamesha baatein karti rahti thi aur us Professor ne isko daat diya. Phir kya kiya tha isne ki us professor ki car par agle kuchh din tak kachra daala. Ek din usko pata chal gaya aur ghar walo ko bula liya”

Shahbaz: “Ghar par to bahut kam bolti hain. Phir to Priyanka tumhe bhi saja mili hogi, tumhi se itni baat karti hogi!”

Rajesh: “Nahi, Priyanka to mere saath baithhti thi. Shifa to Abhi se gappe ladaati thi. Shifa ke chakkar mein Abhi ko bhi saja milti thi”

Shahbaz: “Shifa aur Abhi itne achchhe friend the magar Abhi ke baare maine ek din pahle tak pehle kabhi nahi suna”

Aarushi: “In dono ke ishq ke kisse to poore college me mashhoor the. Class mein kam aur baahar ghumte jyada diikhte the. Ek dusre ka haath ..”

Kabir ne aankho ke ishaare se Aarushi ko rok diya. Sab log ekdum shant ho gaye aur hansi ki bajaay chuppi chhaa gayi. Aarushi ko bhi phir ahsaas hua ki usne kya bol diya hain.

Aarushi: “Sorry, maine realize nahi kiya ki Shahbaz ko pata nahi tha is baare mein”

Shahbaz ab Shifa ko dekh raha tha aur wo apni najre neeche kiye bach rahi thi.

Aarushi: “Itna awkward feel karne ki bhi jarurat nahi hain. college mein love attraction ho jata hain. Maine bhi Kabir se shaadi ki hain jo khud Priyanka ko chaahta tha. Priyanka bhi Kabir ko chaahti thi. Mujhe koi problem nahi hain”

Kabir: “Shahbaz aur Shifa, tumhe akele mein baat karne ke liye time chaahiye?”

Shahbaz: “Nahi, I am cool. Mujhe bhi kabhi Shifa ko bataane ka mauka nahi mila par college mein meri bhi kai girl friend thi. Main bhi bahut ghuma fira hoon unke saath. Agar Shifa mujhe bata bhi deti to mujhe bura nahi lagta. Shifa, tum agar Abhi ke saath baat karna ya milna chaaho to mujhe koi problem nahi hain”

Priyanka: “Shahbaz thank you”

Shahbaz: “Main hamesha yahi sochta tha ki Shifa itna bujhi bujhi si kyu rahti hain. Aaj jaakar pata chala iska kaaran. Main inki life ka villain bana hoon”

Abhi: “Isme tumhara dosh nahi hain. Jo kismat mein tha wo hua”

Shahbaz: “Phir bhi main tum dono ke liye kuchh karna chaahta hoon. Main chaahta hoon ki tum dono ek date par jao. Itna to kar hi sakta hoon main”

Shifa ne Shahbaz ko aascharya se dekha aur ek rukhi si smile di, usko yakeen nahi ho raha tha.

Kabir: “Very good, aaj hi rakh de inki date?”

Shahbaz: “Sure”

Kabir: “Main chhat par table chair lagwa deta hoon inki date ke liye”

Priyanka: “I think Anju se bhi permission le leni chahiye. Uske liye bhi yeh shocking news hain”

Anju is dauran puri tarah sadme mein thi. Sabki najre ab usko dekh rahi thi.

Anju: “Thheek hain”

Rajesh: “Agar kisi ko objection na ho to is dauraan main Anju ko date par lekar jaau taaki wo akela feel na karein”

Sab logo ne haami bhar di.

Aarushi: “Sab log daanveer ban rahe hain to main bhi ban jaati hoon. Main apne pati Kabir ko Priyanka ke saath date par bhejna chaahti hoon”

Priyanka: “Iski jarurat nahi hain Aarushi”

Aarushi: “Come on Priyanka. Yeh date meri taraf se kabir ko shaadi ka gift hain, meri help nahi karogi?”

Priyanka ne ek najar apne aashiq Kabir ko aur dusri najar apne pati Rajesh ko dekha. Dono ne ishare mein haami bhar di aur Priyanka ne sir hila kar haa bol diya.

Priyanka: “To thheek hain, 11 baje tak apni date khatm kar sab apne apne partner ke paas laut aana. Date khatm hone ke baad sab achchhe mood se apne partner ke paas aayenge to bistar mein performance bhi bahut jabardast denge”

Rajesh: “Good idea Aarushi. Apni suhaagraat ko aur romanchak banaane ke liye achchha idea lagaya. Magar tumhaare aur Shahbaz ke mood ka kya hoga?”

Aarushi: “Main aur Shahbaz bhi apni date kar lete hain. Ek nayi naveli dulhan ko date karna pasand karoge Shahbaz?”

Shahbaz: “My pleasure”

Kabir ne ek kaam karne wale ladke ko bula kar chhat par Shifa aur Abhi ki date ke liye table chair lagwaane ko bol diya.

Rajesh: “Main aur Anju to kamre mein hi date kar lenge simple si. Kyu Anju chalega na”

Rajesh ne shararati najro se Anju ko dekhte huye puchha. Anju ke tan badan mein ek tarang uthh gayi aur usne smile karte huye haami bhar di.

Kabir: “Priyanka tum kaha jana chahogi?”

Priyanka: “”Mujhe tumhare ghar ke peechhe wala lawn bahut pasand raha hain, hum waha jaaye?”

Kabir: “Wo to mujhe bhi pasand hain”

Aarushi: “To Shahbaz hum yahi baithhte hain, phir dekhte hain”

Shahbaz: “No issue. Best of luck sabko. Bye”

Sabhi log apni apni date ko lekar chale gaye aur waha Aarushi aur Shahbaz rah gaye.

Shahbaz: “To Aarushi, aur batao Shifa aur Abhi ke baare mein”

Aarushi: “Jalan mahsus ho rahi hain yeh jaankar ki tumhaari wife ka ek aashiq bhi hain?”

Shahbaz: “Wo baat nahi hain. In do saalo mein jitni bhi baar maine Shifa ko chod…”

Aarushi: “Ruk kyu gaye, bindaas bolo. Main bhi yeh saare shabd istemaal karti hoon to chinta ki baat nahi”

Shahbaz: “Jab bhi Shifa ko chodta hoon to aesa lagta hain jaise kisi dummy pootle ko chod raha hoon. Koi response nahi aata”

Aarushi: “Shifa blkul bhi aawaj nahi karti?”

Shahbaz: “Kabhi kabhar jab main uttejana ya gusse mein jyada jor ka jhatka uski chut mein maar deta hoon to jarur uski dard bhari chikh nikalti hain varna maja lene ka koi naamo nishan nahi hota”

Aarushi: “Ohhh, so sorry”

Shahbaz: “Dheere dheere meri usko chodne ki ichchha hi mar gayi hain. Shadi ke pehle jab usko dekha tha to socha tha ki uski chudai mein jabardast maja aane wala hain, par pahli hi raat pata chal gaya ki aage kitni boring chudai hone wali thi”

Aarushi: “To ab kya karte ho tum?”

Shahbaz kuch bolna chaahta tha par ruk gaya.

Aarushi: “Chinta mat karo, main kisi ko nahi bataungi. Tum mujh par bharosa kar sakte ho”

Shahbaz: “College time ki jo girlfriends thi unki shaadi ho chuki hain, par mera milna hota rahta hain, abhi unko chodkar kami puri karta hoon”

Aarushi: “Tumhe dekhkar hi main samajh gayi thi ki tumney ghaat ghaat ka paani piya hoga aur tumhaari girlfriend ko bhi khub choda hoga. Tum casanova ho, mujhe aese log pasand hain aur pahchaan bhi jaati hoon”

Shahbaz: “Matlab yeh log jo tumhaare college time ke baare mein kah rahe the wo sach hain?”

Aarushi: “Haa, mujhe shuru se hi khul kar life jeene ka shauk tha, khul kar gandi baatein bhi karti thi. College ke ladke peechhe ghumte the. Dheere dheere ghar tak aane lage. Papa ko pata laga to mujhe country ke baahar hi bhej diya padhne ke liye. Unko laga main girl’s hostel mein rahungi to sudhar jaaungi”

Shahbaz: “Matlab tum waha bhi chudwaati thi?”

Aarushi: “Bina chudwaaye jyada din rah nahi sakti main. Tumney kitni ladkiyo ko choda hain?”

Shahbaz: “Meri chaahne wali 10-12 ladkiya hain unko. Aur tumney kitno se chudwaya hain?”

Aarushi: “30-35 ke karib ho gaye honge. Kuchh log fix the, unhi se jyada karwati thi”

Shahbaz: “Abhi tumhaari shaadi ho gayi hain. Ab kya karogi?”

Aarushi: “Abhi apni suhaagraat to mana lu. Main jyada aage ka nahi sochti. Waise tumney apni kisi girl friend ko unki suhaagraat ke din choda hain?”

Shahbaz: “Nahi. Itni himmat nahi thi hamari”

Aarushi: “Mauka mila to chodoge?”

Shahbaz: “Kisko?”

Aarushi: “Yaha mere alawa aur koi dikh raha hain kya?”

Shahbaz: “Tum!! Kisi ne dekh liya to!”

Aarushi: “Inme se koi 11 baje ke pehle nahi aayega. Andar meri suhaagraat ki sej saji huyi hain. Shifa ke saath to tumhe suhaag raat par maja nahi aaya par mere saath suhaagraat ka asli maja tum le sakte ho”

Shahbaz: “Kabir raat ko tumhe chodne aayega to kya bologi? Tum do baar chudwa logi?”

Aarushi: “Tumhe kya lagta hain, wo Priyanka ko bina chode aayega?”

Shahbaz: “Kya baat kar rahi ho!”

Aarushi: “Wo Rajesh bhi Anju ko chodne ke liye hi lekar gaya hain. Kab se baithha baithha Anju ke mumme hi ghur raha tha aur wo sharma rahi thi”

Shahbaz: “Tumhaari najre bahut tej hain”

Aarushi: “Apni socho. Tumhaari biwi Shifa bhi apne aashiq Abhi se chudwa kar hi aayegi”

Shahbaz ka chehra tension se laal pad gaya aur maathe par tension ki lakire aa gayi.

Aarushi: “Kya hua jhatka lag gaya!. Khud jaakar apni girlfrienda ko chodne ke maje lete rahe aur Shifa aaj kisi ke saath chudai kar maja legi to tumhe problem hain?”

Shahbaz: “Wo meri biwi hain”

Aarushi: “Tum khud dusro ki biwiyo ko chodte firte ho, tab nahi socha yeh sab!”

Shahbaz sirf Aarushi ke dulhan se saje chehre ko taak raha tha aur gahri soch mein duba hua tha.

Aarushi: “Tumhaari choice hain. Mere saath suhaagraat manaane ke maje le lo ya phir apni biwi ko maje lene se rok lo”

Next episode mein padhiye kya yeh naajayaj rishte ban paayenge ya nahi.